Growing up in Assjacket, WV hasn't been easy, especially when everybody—except me—are Shifters. Even coming from a Shifter family hasn't made me any more popular.
But I'm not totally void of amazingness. As the regional grim reaper, I help the souls of dead paranormal beings cross over. One perk of being a reaper is that I learn a lot of secrets from the dearly departed, things the living don't want leaked to their peers. All of this reaperness comes with a price, mainly boredom with a snipple of loneliness sprinkled on top.
But all that takes a hike when Jax Jackson, my high school crush, arrives back in town. Yum. Just looking at him awakens parts of me I thought long dead, but my exuberance fades when I learn he's taken a law enforcement position for the area. Breaking the law is sometimes—okay, a lot of times—required to get my reap, and when a particularly nasty group of ghosts have me trespassing on his family land, things get explosive.
My mission: reap three honey badger poltergeists, sweet talk my way out of jail time and win the man of my dreams. All without getting killed. Easy.
Homeless and on the run, magical conwoman Livvy doesn't just need a break… she needs a freaking miracle.
With government officials on her tail wanting to talk to her about one of any number of con's she's pulled over the years; fake fortunes, tarot readings, pretending to be a gypsy wisewoman… and out of a place to stay, Livvy is forced to take the only option left on the table. A job from the classified section of Witch Weekly. There's a town in the US needing a witch to clear out some brownies.
One problem. Livvy's not a witch… she's a woman with a healthy need to be somewhere the british government can't reach her and a goddess-gifted ability in pretending to be something she's not.
As soon as her feet hit the ground in Bottomslick, USA, the entire world seems intent on proving her wrong about the witch thing. First a familiar turns up, then a troll, and she can't figure out if she want's to kiss or slap the sexy-as-sin werebear sherriff who keeps telling her she's NOT the witch she's pretending to be.
But her worries aren't over. It doesn't take the british government long to find her are on her tail again and apparently she's not filed the correct magical visa to work as a witch…. all that will have to wait though, because Bottomslick needs a witch, especially when sunflowers and pumpkins start kidnapping people.
It's down to one conwoman-turned-witch to save the day and rescue the sherriff in distress, before she gets deported…
There are worse things than being a ghost summoned from New Orleans to Asscrack, West Virginia… especially when you wake up mortal, naked, and in the arms of the oh-so-sexy Diesel Jacobs.
Diesel Jacobs is the new wolf in town. Plagued by a curse that leaves him shiftless, he seeks out Zelda, the healer of shifters, for help. But when her spell to cure him produces Ida May, his former sort of girlfriend, suddenly he has a lot more problems than being unable to shift.
Still smarting from being dumped over a hundred years ago, Ida May is in no mood to help…and unfortunately for Diesel, she's the only one who can get his shift back.
Everybody in Dilly's world wants her, but no one wants her more than Morlan, a Dark Warlock who has started a civil war in her realm.
She winds up in Zelda's world—in Zelda's attic to be precise.
There is a hitch. What happens to Dilly's realm, will effect the Human Realm and the Fae World as well. Enter Kallem, a Fae prince whose mission is to keep Dilly out of Morlan's sights.
She is the key that can open the Chamber of Dark Spells!
Morlan has already brutally murdered her father and now means to find and take Dilly's mother hostage.
Everyone will pull Dilly in a different direction, but Dilly has a mind of her own.
What do tattoos, witches, vampires, a sexy shifter, and an earring-wearing cat have in common…? Definitely something WICKED!
Being a woman in the tattoo business isn't easy, but Wicked makes it work. But being a witch with a headbanging, rock 'n' roll familiar, and having a sexy panther shifter as a landlord makes life… interesting. Throw in some vampire warriors and a whole town of shifters, and things are bound to get a little crazy.
Drop in and visit the town of Assjacket for this wickedly hilarious mixture of paranormal personalities.
If your magic is as tragic as your love life, it's time to practice safe hex.
Brita Davis, a witch with a talent for hexes, has had it up to her frizzy hair with her mom trying to set her up with every Tom, Dick, and Warlock. And the Cauldron Festival celebration has ignited her mother's passion once again for matchmaking. And when the warlock she's supposed to hook up with brings an entourage of Shifters as security with him, Brita is certain she wants nothing to do with the self-important jerk.
However, she can't seem to get one of the Shifters off her mind.
Cas, a werewolf on an assignment from the Council, can't let something like lust, love, and the mating scent get in the way of his job, but Brita makes it hard for him to do the task he was hired for—very, very hard—by her mere presence. Besides, she's bossy, sometimes she's a little mean, and her magic has attracted the attention of some very dangerous people.
Still, protecting Brita is turning out the be the only job he really wants.
Sometimes love needs a little luck.
Jackson offends one powerful witch, and suddenly he finds himself stripped of his magic. No warlock power, no magical metabolism, and no cash.
Talk about rotten luck.
But his luck looks like it might be changing when he meets cute, curvy Livy. She's the girl next door, but will she be his girl?
Livy's no mortal, she just pretends to be one most days.
Hiding out as a human is so much easier than meeting the expectations of her mischief-making leprechaun family...until she's outed to her hottie neighbor.
Now she's stuck granting Jackson three wishes, and her quiet, magic-free life has been turned upside down.
Click to find out what happens when Jackson and Livy's magical secrets collide. Will luck help or hinder their happily ever after?
Curses. Vampires. Skunks. The life of a Witch Singer shouldn't be this complicated.
After years spent paying off an old debt by working for the vampires, Bridget the Witch Singer receives the opportunity of the lifetime. Solve one vampire's oops—he turned the wrong person—and she's a free witch. Desperate to win her freedom, she heads to Assjacket to find the solution to the vampire's problem and everything goes wrong along the way, including a flat tire, getting sprayed by a skunk and the road trip from hell.
Unfortunately, Martin is no ordinary skunk and his spray is a nervous tick. She does her best to save the beast when her scream accidentally wounds him and springs him from his curse. Good news for Martin, not so good for Bridget who can't get rid of him. Once in Assjacket, she's tasked by the BabaYoMama to unite at least two couples and sing at their weddings in order to gain the cure she needs for her freedom.
No problem, right?
Wicked Is As Wicked Does: Magic and Mayhem Universe is book 1 in the Wicked Hearts series.
I know exactly how to be a bad girl:
1. Be born that way 2. Have notorious parent 3. Be real witch to everyone. But, I've got to be good now because in between teaching Chemistry at the local high school in Assjacket, West Virgina, I have to save all humanity from the forces of evil and…blah…blah…blah…keep the Halloweeneedtokissourassesgoodbye apocalypse from happening. With the help of an off-the-charts, smoking hawt instructor/boss, I might just have a fighting chance—if I can stop drooling over his naked chest. Dane Calvin agreed to teach me how to use my abilities responsibly, but he's never met a witch as hard-headed as me. And, of course, it doesn't help that the last time I used my powers it ended in tragedy, so forgive me if I'm a little magic gun-shy.
I might be made for wicked things, but when he's watching, I've got to be good because Wicked Is As Wicked Does.
Welcome to Witchin' Spice Bakery or what's left of it… My name is Broo. It's short for…nevermind. Anyway, I'm new here. Like, you know, NEW! So, we're going to be learning this witch-y stuff together. And I hope you're taking notes because I may need to sneak a peek at them later.
See, I didn't know I had these empathic energy-changing magical powers that can make ice and fire and rainbows shoot from my fingertips if things get too much for me to handle. Not to mention, all this totally makes me a shoe-in on any therapist's schedule. If I needed a therapist, that is. Which I don't.
Maybe.
And… I didn't know that being dropped in Blue Balls Falls, Virginia would alert the Wicked Shitz and prompt an unwanted and nasty family reunion with my messed up in the head Papa Warlock. Nope. That was left out of the Baba Yaga travel itinerary.
But of course, it couldn't just be a quick visit with a don't use the magic you didn't know you had around humans again warning thing. Nope. Because there's also a cursed frog in need of a kiss, the Prayer Chain that travels in a pack and sticks together no matter what, and a wand that needs a bit of love and understanding.
The blowing up of Witchin' Spice Bakery, though? Yeah, let's not talk about that.
She's the Jezibaba, not the Jezibooboo. Sleeping with Professor Hottie is out of the question… or is it?
After three hundred years of keeping the magical peace in the world, Jezibaba is a hundred years past being ready to hang up her witch's hat. The Council of Witches still can't be trusted but she will happily step aside to leave their treachery to her successors to punish.
Two new witches—two Baba Yaga—have been chosen as potentials to take her place. Yet before she can thank Morgana The Red for helping her survive long enough to retire her wand, Jezibaba uncovers one major snafu in the cauldron's prediction… the Chosen Ones are still children.
One way or the other, she's going to protect the girls, kill their would-be killers, and then she's going to torture each member of the Council until she discovers the traitor funding the attempts on their lives. What she is not going to do is sleep with a sexy dragon just because he wants to help. She and Professor Hottie have way more in common than the magical world is ready to know.
Maggie and Louis, Intervention Specialists from the Afterlife, are used to the unusual—or so they think—but a 500lbs alligator on the run, a mute witch with wonky magic, and a vulgar, talking cat are more than they bargained for. Welcome to Assjacket, West Virginia.
Magical artifacts can be deadly…or seductive, and Amethyst St. John delights in them all. She's curator for the U.K. Covens' Magical Artifacts Library, and her magic isn't the usual run-of-the-mill hocus-pocus. Oh no. With her powers, she can turn the nastiest artifact harmless.
Unfortunately, her magic is useless when her egotistical mother pressures her to marry a depraved aristocrat. So, when the most powerful witch in the world asks her to present an artifact—a very intimate piece of the infamous wizard Merlin—to their sister city Assjacket, West Virginia, Amethyst jumps at the chance.
Bobcat Shifter Kerr Montgomery, chief detective for Assjacket, has better things to do than meet some British ambassador witch … until he catches Amethyst's scent. She's his mate—the one woman who can complete his soul. But his Ammy doesn't understand mating. And she distrusts men. Even worse, she won't be in Assjacket long enough to change her mind.
And then someone steals Merlin's intimate body part. Ammy, aided by Kerr, sets out on a quest to find the artifact. In the process, she discovers what she really wants.
A Witch Possessed: Magic and Mayhem Universe is book 1 in the Magick and Chaos series.
Hildy and Chuck are desperate to begin their next 'great adventure', but the Goddess and Fates have other plans… to help the witch in danger embrace her destiny.
Until the Angels of Death, a talking cat, and a leotard wearing Healer invades her home, Zoe has no clue she's been living a lie. Two claim to be ghosts, one claims to be her mate, and the other insists on her calling him dad.
Desperate to help her unconscious Aunt Viola, Zoe doesn't know who to believe. But one thing is for sure, there's a warlock named Alaric, who wants her dead… and dead she will be. When the energy balls start flying, things begin to heat up.
Will this band of misfits find common ground, or will magic as they know it cease to exist?
Strap yourself in and hold on to your funny bone because the little town of Bass Ackwards, TN will never be the same.
A Witch Possessed is an over-the-top novella based on the wonderful characters found in Robyn Peterman's Magic & Mayhem series.
From the armpit of Hell to Lucifer-only-knows-where, West Virginia (Sue me! I lost the directions.) at the speed of light with my new bestie, Bert the imp and my hooker alter-ego, Lola without a plan or a clue. Yeah, that's the way we roll.
Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices.
One of these Witches better have a plan to turn this Not-Quite Hellhound into a four-legged, butt-sniffing daughter of Cerberus or Satan himself is gonna make an appearance and we're all gonna be flambéed.
Time is running out, my fur coat is nowhere to be found, and all I can think about is jumping that Hunky Hellhound's bones…. Hades help us, who does a girl have to kill to get a quad shot, no foam, caramel macchiato in this one-horse town?
Hang on! Devilish Dips and Eye-Popping Mayhem coming up!
A cold, a baby, and a talking horse…
Stevie March just wanted to kick back, relax, and maybe dip her toes in someone else's pool for a while. When she saw the ad on the Witch's List to pet sit someone's beloved four-legged friend, she jumped at the chance and hauled ass to West Virginia.
The beastie in question turned out to be far bigger than any canine companion she'd ever seen—something that should be kept in a stable rather than a dog house—but convincing Mr. Not-Ed to stay outside is a task beyond her abilities. Especially once she realizes she's picked up a nasty cold, and she starts sneezing spells. Then the baby shows up, but the Shifter Whisperer—the only one who might be able to fix at least some of her problems—is out of town.
What's a girl to do, saddled with an equine whiner and a bawling thumb sucker?
Only her nightly visits from Aspen, her hunky new neighbor, are keeping her sane. Sure, the horse is nowhere to be found once the sun sets, but that's probably okay, right?
Right?
Tina Marie Wales is a witch on a mission. To get her life under control.
Her online herbal business is, growing exponentially, her familiars are at war with one another, and her magical pen pal, the Shifter Whisperer, is trying to help. Not to mention that she just bought a charming Victorian with a peculiar curse on it. And the next door neighbor keeps growling at her. Not that it's not sexy but…really! Growling? She didn't think he liked her at all until she received the invitation to dinner.
Yuvan Ursa moved to a small, serene town far from the rest of his pack and their crazy nightclub businesses.
He's an artist, a spiritual man, and a grizzly. After he's enjoyed a serene six months of painting and yoga, the neighborhood has been invaded by a sexy, noisy redhead and her trio of equally noisy pets. What does a bear have to do to get a little peace? When he knocks on her door to complain, instead he finds himself asking her over to dine. Perhaps over his special Moroccan couscous they can come to an agreement. She can keep the racket down, and he can be happy. If only his brain could focus when faced with her curves.
Once they cross the line between their properties, combustion is likely, chaos is inevitable.
Being a magical runt in a notorious family of witches is a fate worse than death.
Margo West hardly has enough magic to fill a dustpan. So, when her gran passes away, leaving her temperamental broomstick to her most incompetent granddaughter, Margo takes off. After landing in a strange little town of Shifters in West Virginia, she decides to try her hand at real estate. Mild hearth magic might not have impressed the wicked West fam, but it does wonders for open houses. Her "parlor tricks" include shining windows, mopping floors, and vanishing dust with a twitchy blink of her eyes. Hey, wiggling your nose is hard!
Margo's new life seems to be going well, until broody hunk Dylan Hernández solicits her to sell his childhood home before the bank forecloses on it. The creepy manor is plagued by ghosts, bats, and a greedy developer. It's going to take a lot more than parlor tricks and mascara to get this job done, but with her reputation, commission, and a tentative romance on the line, Margo's not about to throw in the broom just yet.
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